Friends, I'm worried sick. Have you noticed how stupid the spam emails are getting lately? Are they at their wits end? Are they angry that we can't be fooled by "Hi", "Re: meeting next Wednesday", or "Iraq terrorist film" subject lines?
Have we disheartened them? The spammers just don't seem to be trying anymore.
Check out this retarded spam message, which I accidentally opened (never open a spam email, as it alerts the sender that your address is valid, and they'll sell your addy to other spammers):
Hi! I'm not sure if you remember me..
I guess we went to high school together.
It was quite a while ago but I still remember our friendship.
Do you remember that walk after classes?
It was really cool!
And them my parents moved to another town
and I had to leave with them...
What a bugger it was to start in another school,
with no friends around.
I felt very lonely in the beginning, until half a year
or so later, when I made new friends.
But this is another story. But I still think about you
sometimes, all that fun, all whispering chats during
Do you want to see what I look like now?
Visit my home page then, it's at [URL deleted]