Friday, May 26, 2006

Ken Lay's fast track to hell


Ken Lay, the CEO (Chief Evil Officer) of Enron, is insane...and now on a fast track to hell.

I almost vomited when I saw this Corporate Hitler, who was dumping his own stocks while he lied to his employees and bullied them into buying more stocks in the company, on TV last night.

This scumbag maniacally began to invoke "the Lord", and stated that "God is in control" and this priceless gem, mis-quoted and mis-applied: "all things work together for good for those who follow the Lord".

The actual verse Mr. Numbnuts Ken Lay tries to recite, showing his craven ignorance, goes like this: "And we know that God causes all things to work together for good to those who love God [not filthy lucre, mammon, green grim reapers], to those who are called according to His purpose." (Romans 8:28).

Mr. Lay, you're not one who "loves God", nor are you "called according to His purpose," you freaking moron.

Ken Lay (Me Down To Sleep, I Pray the Lord My Soul to Keep):

...you're done, finished, through, and by invoking vainly and hypocritically the Name of The Lord, you're double done, perfectly finished, and thoroughly through.

You have brought down a powerful, inchoative curse upon yourself.

Next time, don't hide behind a Bible like it's the refuge of scallywags, perverts, and highwaymen. Don't run to "the Lord" like a lost potato of shit. He won't have you. Why? You refuse to repent.

One must needs

-- repent, regret, and reform --

-- make amends, "sell all that thou hast, and give to the poor", sacrifice your life, fortune, and sanity for your betrayed and butt-wrenched employees and creditors --

-- for Dr. Phil fans: acknowledge, apologize, accessorize with new attitude -- before "the Lord", or public sympathies, or the Justice Department, will even deign to look your way.

Incalcitrant, you doom yourself to massive incineration, burning and blurring like this planet, soul-bal warming disaster, your ineffable misfortunes have only just begun!

Unlimited sorrows for Enron execs!

~~ this is my birthday present to you, you lucky "dog con" (dot comming his way to infamy with this Ken Lay dork schmuck personal web page).

5 comments:

Triplet Dads said...

hmmm... I think you and I posted basically the same post about Ken Lay. Only your words were much more profound and heartfelt. Nice work.

carrie said...

sometimes i am daunted at first glance by the look of your posts and i go away and come back to read it later when i can pay attention.

frequently, i find it is worth my time once i do get around to reading what you have to say.

i can tell that you put a great deal of thought into your blog and probably a lot of thought into most everything maybe.

i appreciate the dr. phil reference. :-)

my grammie (who should be a candidate for sainthood) used to have that bible verse on her wall... "for them who love God" or serve God... etcetera

steven edward streight said...

marty: oh. what?

carrie: yeah. huh?

steven edward streight said...

The unprincipled companies are in agony, just ask their accountants and IT department heads.

On the retail clerk level, no more employee theft bonanzas, secret discounts, and unverified returns.

On the average Joe or Jane level of campers in the land of guilt and money, a certain soreness regarding the long slavery to arrogant dignataries.

G. Randy Primm said...

all corporate dogs must die.

come the revolution (which will be televized, blogged and chatted) these people will be forced to inhale their own vomit online until they choke and expire.

god damn them, i hate these people and everything they stand for.

"free trade": my aunt's petunia.