Sunday, October 30, 2005
spooky blogger halloween costume
I urge any seamstresses and masquerade supplies manufacturers, who read this blog, to make this spooky Halloween costume:
the Scary Free Thought Blogger.
What a dreadfully creepy, horrifying monster: the average blogger.
Then there's the aggressively hardcore, fight-picking, confrontational, smart mouthed Anti-MSM Blogger. A real source of fright for grown up men and semi-human CEOs.
Our faithful, loyal, trustworthy and honorable Main Stream Media folks, whom the ignorant rant-mongers call, disrespectfully, the "morbid stream media" due to its alleged hyper-gloomy bias to woe and fear...
...these dignified guardians of public consensus tell us to beware.
Beware the low down, mean and dirty, pajama wearing, pizza eating, coffee abusing B-L-O-G-G-E-R.
The word "blog" is ugly.
We like that. We want you to see us as ugly, mean-spirited, hateful, attacking, destroying, intimidating, disrespectful, cynical, jaded, wounded, and invincible.
We are all of the above, and more.
The MSM and all blogopathic liars shall feel our WRATH.
Let me be perfectly clear:
most hardcore bloggers HATE the MSM with a feverishly delirious passion.
We are the accumulated voice of The Consumer.
Now, it's our turn to tell the story, to speak up and out, to command and dictate the way things are going to be around here from now on.
We absolutely love to fight.
That's what blogs are all about. Fighting the clutter, the scams, the Unilateral Communication Hegemony of MSM and Mass Broadcast Mentality...
...AND bloggers attack the irrelevant, the over-hyped, the hidden, the misleading, the non-interactive, the aloof, the greedy, the unusable, the self-righteously corrupt institutions and outmoded traditions.
Dress spooky this Helloween.
Dress like something that is truly scary.
Dress like a Hardcore Anti-MSM, Free Thought Blogger.
I know a few nations that will tremble. And a couple companies. Plus...lots of journalists, like Dan Rather.
[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate
Posted by steven edward streight at 10/30/2005 04:34:00 PM